CAECILIUS (OUR HERO) EST IN FUCKING HORTO (GARDEN). CAECILIUS IS ALWAYS IN THE FUCKING HORTO. HE HAS A WHOLE VILLA, BUT HE’S ALWAYS JUST FUCKING AROUND IN THE HORTO.
METELLA (HIS WIFE) IN ATRIO (ATRIUM) SEDET (SITS). METELLA IS A FUCKING GREAT HOUSEWIFE. SHE JUST SEDET ALL THE TIME. USUALLY IN THE ATRIO, BUT SOMETIMES IN THE HORTO TOO. SHE NEVER AMBULAT (WALKS) THOUGH. NEVER. SHE COULD BE ANYWHERE, BUT SHE IS ALWAYS SEDENS. ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
ANCILLA (A SLAVE GIRL) PULCHRA (PRETTY) EST. ANCILLA GRUMIONEM (THE COOK) DELECTAT (PLEASES). GRUMIO MATERFUTOR SCELESTUS EST (A CREEPY MOTHERFUCKER).
"In terms of beginning your Latin journey, Cambridge and Ecce Romani are like Galadriel gently putting Latin leaf pendants on your cute little cloaks and Wheelock is like being birthed from a sack in mud and getting a blunt gutting hook shoved in your hand before you can blink the mucus from your eyes as something bellows in your ear, YOU WILL TASTE MANFLESH." —emma clarabeau has taken a lot of latin
Mistakes and Tragedies can follow us like shadows, attached to out feet and weighing us down just when things get light…
say love, say love
oh love’s gonna get you down
Six hundred goddamn AD
i would say a comic, or fanadventure o: maybe get a team of close friends to help you with plotlines or something?
ooh good idea!! based on the suggestions in my inbox im thinking maybe a series of short and cute comics released sporadically & without any given schedule…i wanted to make a simple and sweet au so i guess i could try n cheer people up with this? haha
im definitely considering the fanventure too esp bc a good friend offered to help me out hmmMm
sorry for the inactivity recently i had exams but hi im back!! a lot of people have been asking what im going to do with elementarystuck and tbqh im not sure, it boils down to these options
- create a fanventure (which id REALLY LOVE TO DO but would probably be very time consuming + im not sure how id construct dialogue and a viable plot)
- create a comic (which would likely be a more time efficient choice but would also be difficult to work with due to my schedule)
- maybe?? a story????? my writing skills need so much work lmao but i could at least do illustrations? maybe like collab with someone i dont know
- do nothing with it and just post designs (which is basically what im doing rn)
i am a pretty busy person but i really want to take this into an actual direction because ive put too much thought into it not to (not to mention i still have to decide names, ill probably put it to majority vote)…im just not really sure what to do?
What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down stairs?
A condescending con descending.
i really love trickster jane